——> I ONLY WISH THIS WASN’T A JOKE <———
I was only hoping to raise $40,000, but somehow it went viral and today i just passed the $1,000,000 mark!!!!! As you might know, I have been running a kickstarter campaign to fund a music tour with my Filipino band and release my album already recorded in the Phillippines. If you haven’t seen the video then check it out.
Here is the link —->
Ladies and Gentlemen, that’s a lot of money!!! I think I am going to buy a yacht!!!! I would like to thank all my campaign supporters that will be receiving a special sunken treasure coin. There will be additional valuable gifts given away in the Bungalow Club!!! Thank you!!! I will probably live like a gluttonous pig the rest of my life now thanks to you guys!!
My campaign still has 11 days to go!!!! Who knows what my final campaign might generate? They say that I have a chance of surpassing Amanda Palmer’s recent, record setting, million-dollar, successful campaign. She raised $1,192,793 and is now touring! You should check her out too!
Unfortunately, my love for the sea and being a salty, swashbucklin’ sailor will never fade… so I took a seagoing job today. Tuesday, July 31st, my birthday, I will sign aboard a container ship bound for sea. It’s not a very long trip. I’ll keep you updated and will be home before I even know it. I will also update soon with my recent adventures, but forgive me as I am recovering from my zen trip to the mountains.
I have a very exciting year ahead and everyday seems to be an adventure at late. I cannot reveal some of my future adventures, but one that is in the works is another trip to Burning Man this year for a creative project at the end of August. I guess you can call me a “Burner”.
The whole country was enduring a heat wave this past week and I was off the grid, high up in a secret location somewhere in the mountains of Northern California.
Chopping wood makes me feel good and so do bad-ass mountain dogs that love me.
I am now considering giving all of my money to charity after a deep reflection of my values that have gone astray. Meditation has navigated me to a destination that has allowed me to broaden a deep perspective of self. Damn, that million dollars just feels good right now though. It must be the devil running through my veins. I need to cleanse myself with the evil desires of wealth, power, and fame. I will try to continue posting during this deep meditation process of reflection and cleansing. But I will use some of that million dollars to make an epic tour!!! For now, into the mountains to mentally prepare for the deep sea. When you are a sailor, it is a wonderful thing to hear “last line” and depart to sea on the day of your birth. I love celebrating the beauty of Mother Earth by being tossed around in her big, salty pond.
—->TRUTH BE TOLD JOKE IS ON ME <——
“Honest, subconscious truth is always present when a dreamer feels awake.”
YeS, I jUst sAiD tHaT.